he's OUR bent spastic
/ac
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 21:01, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Eggactly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:02, Reply)

i nver know whether to :o) or :o( to this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Are you really at a loss, or just 'in character'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

i don't get the wooden spoon reference at all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

it's alright,
it's not even very funny.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 May 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Okay.
Traditionally, if you come last in a 'pub event' do you win....

A) A million quid.
B) Three bottles of wine and a tin of Quality Street
C) The wooden spoon, you massive bent spastic*

*note, the bent spastic calling is with affection.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:09, Reply)

yeah, good point...bit dim

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Whatever you choose, I'd suggest that using a smiley with a great big fucking clown nose might not be the best idea.

( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

yeah aint dozer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:14, Reply)

oi!
I have a great nose, it's the feet which are clownacious.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:18, Reply)

i assumed you had the whole package

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Do you honestly think he would need a 'big top'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 May 2013, 21:30, Reply)