woah woah are you sure he didn't mean a sit-on mower
those are fucking awesome
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

he probably did
but he wasn't fucking getting one

my friend's dad has had about 4 of those nicked from their house. nobody touched his fancy car, but the lawnmowers were ridden away down the street...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I was really hoping this was going to end with the police just following the neatly cut path through a field straight to the robber's lair

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

no
it led to 4 insurance claims and ultimately electric gates.

put sherlock right out of business.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)