Worst book I ever got as a prezzie was one that explained that inanimate objects that are touched by humans become 'sentient' in their own right and have a life of their own
I got as far as the 'proof', which was about someone losing their wedding ring on a beach and then finding it on that beach years later, cos it wanted to retutn to its owner cos she'd imparted her sentience on it

I threw the book at a wall and never opened it again

If you want it it's yours
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:05, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You're alright ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

It were given to me like 'oh this book is a REVELATION'
I don't talk to that person any more
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Tolkien always was a bit long winded

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I tried to re-read the lord of the rings the other day
shite innit
just some kids going on a walk
load of pish
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Even worse I watched "The Hobbit" film
Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill, They are adding loads of shit in to make it 3 films long
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

That was alright that, I fell asleep, got a fair few minutes of decent kip

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I watched Django Unchained last weekend that was ok
but they could have made it much better
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)

that poor book, you imparted your sentience all over it then discarded it like a old jizz bleached sock :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

shit actually what about my jizz bleached socks
they'll be super sentient now
probably running successful lawfirms
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I heard they're into crossfit and longboarding now

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)

christ they sound like the worst people

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)