haha!
Alone again :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You know if you got the mixture between nasty and nice right people may actually warm to you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Most people on here are smart enough to realise when I'm just pissing about.
Not you though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)

You know when you live near traffic, have a loud clock or an alarm is going off for a while and you kinda turn off?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Well that’s called the Dozer effect

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

This is about as close to 'witty' as you have ever got.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Whitby is about as close as you have got to.....
getting into Swipes knickers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Swipe's knickers are so big they actually stretch as far as Whitby.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:09, Reply)

*shakes head*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:11, Reply)

it's called "a career"
maybe you'll get one, one day
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Maybe one day you'll get a man that won't be a closet bummer desperately looking for a beard.
Maybe not.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:09, Reply)

A wise man once said
"You know if you got the mixture between nasty and nice right people may actually warm to you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:10, Reply)

No, an internet weirdo said that.
Plus you're hardly one to talk about other posters being nasty pricks, are you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:11, Reply)

The see-saw that is b3ta tilts and changes
But I tend to know where the fulcrum is. Do you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Of course I fucking do, I just ignore it.
You seem to have trouble knowing where the line is, even Nakers said that and he's mentally disabled.

Are you white knighting Swipe here? She's chunky enough to be able to fight her own battles. Like I said, everybody else seems to realise when I'm just cocking around, it's just you that has trouble with that.

Extra lols at me being lectured about online tastelessness by the man who...well, I think we both know which old ground I'm referring to here.

Get to fuck you utter prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:18, Reply)

You seem a bit angry and upset
are you OK? I hope nothing is wrong with Grace? Did you fail that exam? I'm here to help if you need it.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Not angry and upset at all, typed text is funny like that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Are you sure?
I hope it's not me that has upset you or made you angry, I mean if we couldn't be friends I don't know how I would be able to live with that.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:27, Reply)

I think you'd get by OK, time is a great healer xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Fanks PD
Your shoulder to cry on means the world to me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:34, Reply)

I knew it would xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:36, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:41, Reply)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:44, Reply)