Christ I hadn't thought of that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:16, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I haven't ever been out with a boarding school girl
who wasn't dirtier than a Cornish tin miner's sock and in possession of a whole heap of abandoment/daddy issues.

Just sayin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:18, Reply)

*googles local boarding schools*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)

*Calls Op. Yewtree*

( Peej, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)

What a coincidence
because I haven't ever been out with a boarding school girl who wasn't dirtier than a Cornish tin miner's sock and in possession of a whole heap of abandoment/daddy issues.
( Peej, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)

*smirks*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

you poor, poor man.
I mean, it's no basis for a lasting relationship, usually, because they're madder than a whole sack of cut snakes. But, they usually go like a belt sander, so that keeps you entertained for a while.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I did date a few girls in Uni who had gone to Private all girls schools
and they were fucking filthy. The first time I shagged this girl called Sally she reached in to her handbag pulled out a tube of KY Jelly, passed it back and said "fuck me in the ass" She actually carried it around with her in case to opportunity arose.
( Peej, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

That's curious.
I knew a girl called Sally who was mad for anal. Nominative determinalism or sutin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Was she from Oxford?

( Peej, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

hahahaha


yeah.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

5'10" Slim with massive 32G tits?

( Peej, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)

shorter, slim, smaller breastage
OMG it's almost as if there are two women called Sally from Oxford into anal. Fuck's sake, don't tell the Daily Mail, they'll have a meltdown about standards in society etc
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Don't be daft
Two women in to anal in one city maybe, but with the same name!
( Peej, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Musk-tang Sally
#HappyBarbraorwhateverhisnamewaslolz
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)