I'm in Germany
Hugelsheim to be exact. It's very very quiet. The bars are closed and there's only one restaurant open - and that's serving many variations on the theme of asparagus.
Tonight is boring.

As you were
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:27, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

May & June = Asparagus season in most of Europe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Small town German bars open around now
Then crack on until late hours.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:38, Reply)

I've been on the local town website
There are precisely three bars - I've not found ONE open!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:40, Reply)

haha
They are on Placid opening hours
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Sup Batts
How is the bachelor pad getting on?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Should be in later this week.
As it's a new build they're waiting for a NHBC certificate (some sort of guarantee) before I get the keys (and start paying).
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:43, Reply)

nice one.
I'm gonna go and watch episode 4 of "The Fall" on beeb 2, catch you all tomorrow.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Or the 17th August?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Are you talking about your text message or asparagus?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Text.
Stunned suggested it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:52, Reply)

That works.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:52, Reply)

I'll double check to see what (if anything) I have on that weekend and go from there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Is that a Jeffstock?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:46, Reply)

It might be.
Trying to work out a date.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:53, Reply)

That would be a good date for me

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:00, Reply)

I shall hopefully be able to confirm the date soon!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:03, Reply)

If it is the 17th, then it might (assuming it's going ahead this year) be the same weekend as
www.redbull.co.uk/cs/Satellite/en_UK/Article/We-Have-Our-Top-Picks-For-See-No-Evil-2013-021243283258850
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Which would make accommodation a nightmare.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Far easier than the harbour festival, which sees hundreds of thousands decend.
Or the balloon fiesta, which is the weekend of the 22nd.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:10, Reply)

We could always hold Jeffstock in Bath?
Change of venue, nice pubs, easy trains?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:12, Reply)

What's wrong with Brizzle?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Possible lack of hotels. Nothing else.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Brizzle it is!
Date to be confirmed shortly. Hopefully.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Is there a Ritz Carlton or Four Seasons hotel?
I'm in to luxury at the moment...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:39, Reply)

* behaves like a snobbish twat *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Hotel Du Vin is quite nice.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Oddly, suites are less than I thought they'd be.
In fact the whole thing isn't as expensive as I thought.

Granted, not cheap, but I thought it would be more.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 22:23, Reply)

We have a really big new Premier Inn right on the sea front in Weston now...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:49, Reply)