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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My sandwich hasn't got any tomato, despite being a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich according to the box.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Tomato's the worst bit in a BLT
you've had your sandwich streamlined.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:53, Reply)
But I like tomato.
I'm not taking it back, I might give them a bad customer feedback survey.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I wouldn't have bothered with the lettuce either, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Or the bread
Just substitute all the components for moar bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Oh internet :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:13, Reply)
cheers
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(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Jeepers!
Hey, I've got a pint glass of water on my desk, and I'm pretending that it's beer so I can feel like I'm allowed to drink at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:17, Reply)
This
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1910532
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Holy moly!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)
The day bacon stops being so irresistible
Is the day I take the pills
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Nah' man, you need the bread to stop your hands from getting tomarto-saucy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Hmm
Maybe cook up some crispy bacon, spread the ketchup on it, then layer all the less crispy bacon onto it...hey preto; ultra bacon sarnie!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:15, Reply)

sandwich dog
tomato nose
despite being a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich according to the box. and his odour is questionable, to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:12, Reply)
How does he taste?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:13, Reply)
It's Windy Pig
So he has no taste!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Hey man, I have got feelings.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)
But....you're ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)

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