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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We should talk about trying to have sex with people when they're asleep.
Internet hearthrob and all round normal guy Maximinimus was all for it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I've tried to have sex with the missus while I'M asleep, apparently
It's made me terrified of sharing a room with anyone except her.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
That is a bit terrifying.
Lucky you're impotent eh?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Well I am now

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)
You need to get this documented by some researchers, stat.
Consider it pre-planting a cast iron get-out clause for any rape you ever do.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Hey, good thinking
I need to speak to my solicitor. But first, I need to hire a solicitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Are we talking about waking somebody up by warming them up
or actually having sex with an unconscious person?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Woah, Chompy was only talking about a bit of light Assange
and now you're setting the poor girl on fire? You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
'warming them up'?
Fucking hell Kroney.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Can you hear that noise?
that's the sound of women around the world aquaplaning off their chairs at the thought of Kroney's masterful foreplay techniques.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)
1. put Galouises behind ear
2. spit on hand
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
He stuffs them with garlic and douses them in red wine.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
*Pierre the French fighter pilots*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
He puts a dead sheep across their minge and sets fire to it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:11, Reply)
I was going to go with "pulling the choke out"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

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