I've always thought the risk from chicken was over-egged.
(SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

One of my exes got salmonella and was so ill she was off school for about 4 months.
Just to clarify, this was about ten years before I met her. She's three years older than me - I ent no SuperMatt yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I had it in Primary school, in hospital for like 2 weeks, not great.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)

My ex said she 'ate' nothing but starchy rice water for weeks.
Lost tons of weight. She seemed to have put it back on again my the time I met her though, the chunky bitch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)

This last bit is a complete lie, I just like being rude.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Yeah, your insides are so fucked you're basically allergic to loads of things.
I couldn't eat any citrus, refined sugar, coconut, about two dozen e numbers and any chilli for about 12 months without being immediatly sick.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)

What about spunk?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I was in Primary school saville.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I see,.
So you didn't start eating spunk until secondary school? I apologise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I got campylobacter from some dodgy duck pate when I was about 19
3 days curled up in crippling agony whilst pissing fresh water out of my arse about a minute after drinking it.

Then I got back on the beer and sorted myself out. I put it to you, therefore, that you are some kind of hospitalised Mary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I was like 9!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

fucking children
they don't have any fibre these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)