Can we talk about old skool kung fu films or something
All that SKINCARE CHAT up there ^ is upsetting me
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:04, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Not quite Kung Fu
But I may watch "Escape from New York" tonight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I might watch 'King of New York' tonight

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)

"Nobody rides for FREEEEEEE"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:07, Reply)

He is billed as Larry Fishbourne is that film factfans

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I love that film.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Chistopher Walken has always been one of my top ten actors

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:10, Reply)

When George Lucas started Staw Wars Christopher Walken was his choice for Han Solo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)

However Christopher Walken was at that time shooting "The Deer Hunter"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Christopher Walken is the only reason that I have watched a Fat Boy Slim Video

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I think we should do a whole thread on Christopher Walken

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Christopher Walken or "Ronnie" as I call him
once worked as a Lion Tamer
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Christopher Walken is an avid cat lover and has named some of his cats
Flapjack and Bowtie
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)

He manages to make A View To a Kill good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

if you look at your finger you will miss all the heavenly glory

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Bwaifwaite lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Fuck you Mr Han man

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Jackie Chan is one of Mr Han's henchmen

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I know and Sammo is the fat chinese boxer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I fucking love Sammo.
(insert tedious Grange Hill gag)

So much so that I watched all of that terrible Martial Law series
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

I watched that Dire programme as well to my utter shame

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:17, Reply)

It was fucking terrible but I watched every second of every episode.
Why? SAMMO HUNG is why.

He don't half move fast for a chubster, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:18, Reply)

That Kung Fu movie I linked you the other night has tits in it??????????
WTF I have never seen that in an old school kickers before
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I have, in a few.
But then I reckon I must have seen upwards of 500 in my life so law of averages and all that
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Not that I was watching it for that, I was just shocked because they are
normally such prudes when it comes to that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Not really old chap
Until very recently (50's ish) both Chinese and Japanese women would regularly be topless in public, particularly when working in the fields, It was the influx of US servicemen and the following 50's US morals that changed this.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Why aren’t they all fat bastards then?
ehh, ehh answer me that Mr Knowitall
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I point to exhibit a
SUMO
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*makes notes*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Have some tea

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:14, Reply)

wha was daaaat?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Hai-karate you mean.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)

SERP ON A RERP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)