SUGGEST BBQ THINGS PLEZE

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WHOLE FUCKING PIG.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)

BUT THEN WHAT WILL HE FUCK?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)

MOAR FUCKING PIG.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I went to a hog roast a few Sundays ago
I don't think I mentioned it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Only a 44cm kettle BBQ
waahhhhh :(
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)

get a bigger barbecue then
you absolute fucking Mary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I'm not made of money.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

big metal tray
two or three oven shelves

some bricks to balance it on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Rented house, can't just build a bbq in the garden.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I didn't suggest building anything permanent
hence the use of the word "balance"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)

No, you're suggesting I go home from work.
Source two or three oven shelves some bricks, a big metal tray and a whole fucking pig and construct it all before lighting it and cooking the pig for say 6 hours then eating it?

Best idea ever!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)

No fucking ambition, that's your problem.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I was going to suggest chancing it with some chicken drum sticks.

(socynicalsohip, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)

We'd almost certainly die!
could do some hot wings i suppose.
What are you and Jon thinking of bringing?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Whatever we find in tesco on the way to yours...Sausages I imagine
I did look at some recipes yesterday but I'm too lazy to prepare stuff.
(socynicalsohip, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Do you want to head to ours first and we can go togetther
save getting all the same shit?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Yeah, alright.
Jon's heading over straight from work so we could probably give you guys a lift.
(socynicalsohip, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)

sure thing let me know.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:36, Reply)