It's not quite what I do but you're not far wrong.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:45, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'd be well good at stitching companies out of payouts
when they get pirated by Somalis.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)

You're a natural.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:46, Reply)

See?!
gizza job

I well like suits and lunchtime drinking and that.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Alright Yosser Hughes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

When they showed that at our school,
they were aghast to find that the touching story of unemployed men's struggle to maintain dignity was met with hoots of hysterical laughter, pointing and impressions.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Pretty much the same reaction we had to Joey Deacon

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Same here
cf Ben Harwick, Herald of Free Enterprise, both Cambodian and Ethiopian famines, space shuttle disaster, Marchioness, Bopal chemical disaster, Chernobyl.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:20, Reply)