Why can't Superman fly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 13:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

cos he's dead innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Correct!
How are you sporto?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I feel a bit meh today, all told
Was out drinking Peroni on an empty stomach last night which may have contributed to this meh somewhat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Peroni high fives!
I also had a night on the Peroni on an empty stomach last night.

Although at getting on for a fiver a pint in even the most average of pubs, I remain unconvinced about its value.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 14:14, Reply)

God bless the Briar Dene pub
£8.50 for a pint of Peroni and a large wine for the Mrs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Didn't he play for Sheffield United
I'm fairly sure he scored the first ever premium league goal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Also "played" for Sunderland, fact fans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

And now he sells cheap peroni and wine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)