As would I but seeing as Scooby-Doo isn't a documentary I fear it's not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Ohhhhh Monts, I forgot you was away last week
Look what I got for Fathers day

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor-backed_musk_turtle
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I got a handmade card, which was fantastic.
Are you a turtle fan, then? It's quite a unique gift.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:02, Reply)

No I have no idea how I have come to be the owner of a Turtle
He's cute as fuck had him going mad in his tank yesterday chasing live prawns, still haven't named him though
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Touche Turtle OF COURSE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Thought of that then I remembered I hated Touche Turtle
Some good suggestion were, Kroney's excellent "Polly" and Mighty Badgers "Ghengis FuckShell".

My suggestion of Terrence Fucknuts was not looked at kindly by the wife
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:13, Reply)

look wot I dun for my kid's treasure hunt:


Pretty good I reckon
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:28, Reply)

YAARRRRRR!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:39, Reply)

alright Loco

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:44, Reply)