Hey Hartley,
I like the get stoned and watch movies if it's raining method.
Also, computer games.
Also books.
Wanking.

Alt: I got 5

Altalt: correct.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:45, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yo man
My brother should have booked lunch in Oxford for my family on I think July 27th. Annoyingly it looks like that Raymond Blanc place which is fucking bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Manoir? Or the shit Brasserie he no longer has anything to do with except they pay him to use his name,
And he occasionally has lunch there.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:50, Reply)

The latter, if it were the former I wouldn't be going for £ reasons.
I was forced to eat there last time he was over. It's like eating in the 'restaurant' of a fucking Holiday Inn. Looking at the food on your plate is depressing, you can tell it's run by accountants who've costed how many potatoes each plate should have, etc. Miserable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Yeah,
There's a fantastic little Italian brasserie across the street that I used to run the bar for. Great cocktails, staff with personalities, completely independent so the food is good and fresh and interesting. I'll try firebomb the brasserie on my way home today for you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

That would be very kind of you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I'm dying, Windy
I keep telling Manolith, but I don't think he's taking it seriously.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:50, Reply)

That fucking wookie looking cunt, I'll get him for you.
I know it's not a patch on what you're going through, but I hot given some new aftershave by lady pigs mum when she came back from holiday, proper posh Clarins stuff, and good god it burns. I thought someone had accidentally bottled some acid.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:55, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*
Bottle of acid, you say?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Not the good kind, Soz.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Why do women buy things of which they have no knowledge? Ridiculous

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I don't know.
Period?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)

No, I'm alright thanks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Sounds like a good plan, apart from the stoned bit.
I spent most of last weekend bouncing from one old school kickers to another.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:53, Reply)