Yo People.
So Wimbledon, Silverstone and Glastonbury all on over the same weekend
So it’s bound to piss it down all weekend, so what are great indoor activities or what would you suggest visiting to get out of the rain?

Alt: 4/7 :(
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23082922

Alt:alt: FRIDAY \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 7:48, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've got the day off today
So of course I've been awake since 6. Going home for the weekend, big charity event tomorrow, if it pisses it down our picnic will get fucked :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 7:51, Reply)

I'm sure the british weather wouldn't dare rain on you Swipey

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 7:54, Reply)

We have a gazebo and an m&s picnic
It better fucking not
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 7:55, Reply)

Just make sure your hair dye is colour fast
I'm sure you'll be alright
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 7:57, Reply)

As much as I want to loathe the muddle class wank bucket that is M&S food,
Their picnic stuff is pretty good.

We shared a picnic bench in Dorset with a couple who'd got a picnic thing from Iceland, they looked well jel.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:52, Reply)

If I recall
Your home is vaguely North West in which case you are fucked as its due to be pretty moist all weekend...

(Also it will rain)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Cheshire
My dad'll be there and you know what they say: it never rains on bankers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Well, it's pissing it down at the minute.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)

You could go potholing
In your mum.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 7:52, Reply)

I'm not doing that again Jeff
Last time it taken me 9 months to get out
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 7:55, Reply)

That won't help him stay dry

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Picking up my kid at 7pm, get her home and off to bed then doing the fucking same thing myself, still feel like shit.
Tomorrow is *supposed* to be sunny so barbecue in the park if so, summat else if not.

I need ideas for my kid's birthday present folks. Her mum's getting her rollerskates, I will get a nice book and some old skool TV DVDs (for me as much as her), but I need suggestions for her main gift. She's got millions of soft toys because half her family are tasteless serfs, but she couldn't give a toss about them or any of the other plastic monstrosities they foist upon her at any given moment. I was thinking about a replica Lewis Chessmen chess set but she's five so that might be a bit cuntish. She does want to learn the game though.

Help a nigga out yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:13, Reply)

I have a few idea's that may involve different types of timber

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Get her a bike. Or a shed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:20, Reply)

She has a bike. It's repulsive and pink.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:21, Reply)

Also saw this
Thought of you

imgur.com/a/VjLxI
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:33, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:34, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Nahhhh seriously at the age of 5 one of my sons presents was a dinosaur archaeology set
It consisted of about 12 dinosaurs all encased in sand that came with a little hammer and chisel, he spent hours chiselling each one out then constructing the skeletons and further hours playing with them.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Ahhhhhhh, found it only £7 odd
www.purplepuffin.co.uk/gifts/toys-games-archaeology-for-kids-c-100093_9021.html

Why is it always the cheap toys they play with the most
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Because they're the only ones you get them because you're a parsimonious Jew?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)

:o
For the age group it really is an excellent present, they charge a hell of a lot more for them at the natural history museum
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:10, Reply)

*if Hartley was a rich man, dubba dubba dubba etc*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I'm a gonna fiddle your rooftop, sonny jim

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

YM conversely, is cheap as chips

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Yeah....well........errrrrmmmmmmm.......*brow creases*...........
I bet you can't even afford chips.........so there
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Avoid this horrifically messy toy - you'll be finding bits of gravel and sand all over your flat for weeks afterwards.
I still haven't forgiven the person who bought little tangle one of these.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Well it was over 10 years ago, it kept him occupied for hours
Well worth a bit of hovering*

*Hoovering
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Are you some kind of bird of prey?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Nahhhh Quints gave me a lift

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:23, Reply)

on the subject of birds
I know it shouldn't but this did make me laugh

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-23082846
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:28, Reply)

A copy of The Koran

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:24, Reply)

Or Mein Kampf.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:25, Reply)

She's got a signed copy already

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:31, Reply)

You could get a box of stuff from a craft store
Materials, pipe cleaners, glitter, that sort of thing

You both like making stuff together!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:26, Reply)

www.kidscraftbox.co.uk/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Nice idea
We've nearly finished our pirate ship now, couple of characters to go
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:29, Reply)

The haunted pirate ship on that website looks fucking awesome!
I can't see her wanting the princess craft shit, somehow... Ooooh make yourself a big pink plastic bent crown...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Fucking vile.
Having struggled to get her non-princessy stuff and frequently having to get so-called 'boys' stuff, I wonder if I should start a business selling non-gender-specific toys. Girls' stuff is dreadful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Clothes are the other way round though
Tonnes of shit for girls and 1 row of shirts for boys. And by 8, Christ my nephew is a designer poseur!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:42, Reply)

But again most of the girls' stuff is vile.
Gap do nice plain bright coloured girls' clothes but I need to get her a dress for when my father comes over and I am struggling big time to find one that's not either 80s waki or Nigerian wedding frills.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Boring I know, but have you tried m&s?
I got my friend's 4 year old a really beautiful red silky dress there, not girly, but v pretty. She was so thrilled, she insisted on sleeping with it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Actually I have.
I got what I thought was a v nice white cotton dress from there a week or two back but it didn't look right on her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Obvious
her me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:12, Reply)

-2/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)

:o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Pottery wheel.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Interesting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Messy and fun.
Like YM.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)

20 lambert and butler and a bottle of md 20/20

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:12, Reply)

More seriously, I got my mates 7-year-old this:
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0140312951

Turns out she absolutely loved it. Not really a main present, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Poetry is for gays.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:22, Reply)

A five year old can play chess, she's a bright kid, isn't she?
Maybe get a cheap draughts set as well, as it's similar but simpler.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:14, Reply)

A bit like you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I don't understand

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:24, Reply)

I think he means you are very draughty because of your lentil-rich diet
bum draughts
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)

a caged ape

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Rain has pissed on plans for today. Was supposed to take micro to the zoo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:21, Reply)

Harlesden?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:22, Reply)

The forecast is actually quite good for this weekend

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Not for today & the zoo is carnage at weekends.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:24, Reply)

Sounds like an excuse to Perv* at the soft play center again
*I mean the Milfs and Nanny's
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Zoos make me sad
I get that kids like them, but other than that... The animals always look a bit hopeless
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:30, Reply)

Yup same here
Particularly poor sods like lions from Africa being forced to live somewhere like fucking Cumbria.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Yes
If people paying to see that poor sod raises money to preserve the wild ones then ok I can maybe see a "greater good" argument. And I know bored doesn't equal stress, hunger, parasites, being killed by a younger lion etc. But they always look so fucking depressed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Yeah I get the breeding stuff etc but as you say they don't look like they're having much fun.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:37, Reply)

The liger at Miami zoo was the saddest looking thing I've ever seen
All oversized and unnatural looking with really empty eyes.

A bit like stunned at last orders, if that helps?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:41, Reply)

The liger at Miami zoo My ex's hat
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Hahahaha
Cliiiiiick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:49, Reply)

She should see more than monkeys
This post should be below Monty's
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:23, Reply)

It's the 30th anniversary of Trading Places
I think we should celebrate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Beef Jerky???

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:30, Reply)

www.businessinsider.com/an-oral-history-of-trading-places-2013-6
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:32, Reply)

That's settled then.
I'm gonna eat a side of smoked salmon and drink a bottle of Jack Daniel's on the night bus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:33, Reply)

I think you should also don a festive outfit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:34, Reply)

And impersonate a priest

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Hey Hartley,
I like the get stoned and watch movies if it's raining method.
Also, computer games.
Also books.
Wanking.

Alt: I got 5

Altalt: correct.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Yo man
My brother should have booked lunch in Oxford for my family on I think July 27th. Annoyingly it looks like that Raymond Blanc place which is fucking bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Manoir? Or the shit Brasserie he no longer has anything to do with except they pay him to use his name,
And he occasionally has lunch there.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:50, Reply)

The latter, if it were the former I wouldn't be going for £ reasons.
I was forced to eat there last time he was over. It's like eating in the 'restaurant' of a fucking Holiday Inn. Looking at the food on your plate is depressing, you can tell it's run by accountants who've costed how many potatoes each plate should have, etc. Miserable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Yeah,
There's a fantastic little Italian brasserie across the street that I used to run the bar for. Great cocktails, staff with personalities, completely independent so the food is good and fresh and interesting. I'll try firebomb the brasserie on my way home today for you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

That would be very kind of you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I'm dying, Windy
I keep telling Manolith, but I don't think he's taking it seriously.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:50, Reply)

That fucking wookie looking cunt, I'll get him for you.
I know it's not a patch on what you're going through, but I hot given some new aftershave by lady pigs mum when she came back from holiday, proper posh Clarins stuff, and good god it burns. I thought someone had accidentally bottled some acid.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:55, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*
Bottle of acid, you say?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Not the good kind, Soz.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Why do women buy things of which they have no knowledge? Ridiculous

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I don't know.
Period?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)

No, I'm alright thanks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Sounds like a good plan, apart from the stoned bit.
I spent most of last weekend bouncing from one old school kickers to another.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Bumsex.
Alt: 2/7

AltAlt: Woo!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

'ning AA

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:07, Reply)

'ning HH

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I don't think it reveals a knowledge of current events to know where the word 'filibuster' comes from
I knew about it, though, I should get a point.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I hope that makes you feel good
Ray Parker Jnr.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Museumses
I may take the kids to the Discovery museum tomorrow or the Hancock

AltAlt:
Not only Friday, but also PAYDAY Friday!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:16, Reply)

\o/ .o. \o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I was putting in skirting boards and doing laminate flooring last night until 10pm

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Did you master the art of "butt and scribing"?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Fortunately I didn't need to
But that video was excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:21, Reply)

I never thought would would like
Gay porn so much
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:23, Reply)

You sent me it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I NOES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:34, Reply)

*Shakes head*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I have a deep loathing of laminate flooring

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Me too
But I'm not going to spend loads on a floor that'll be ripped up again in 2 years when the extension goes on.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Oh God here we go.
'Wood-dozer' strikes again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:31, Reply)

hahaha
You know I'm gonna milk this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Is the middle symbol your mum bending over?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Yes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)

wait no

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I couldn't give a fuck about the sport, or any sport except for womens naked wrestling
Alt. not clickin that soz, could be a virus.

AltAlt. Yes Nakers, Yes it is.
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:18, Reply)

is this the reason you have to live in the PINK SHED

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:24, Reply)

If any of you saw my actual shed your eyes would pop out and you'd cum in your pants.

( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)

The directors cut ending to Total Recall

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Bee?

( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)

see?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Dee?

( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I'm in asda :(
It's ghastly and staffed entirely by cretins
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Oh, Nakers :(
I'm here for you, man.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:28, Reply)

The lady stacking the fruit seemed to have teeth made of wood

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:31, Reply)

If this is what their marketing strategy lays on for when you visit
I dread to think what they put out when Chompy nips in for a bottle of half-price Blue Nun.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)

haha
They've identified Nakers as being from the 'Oak flooring demographic' so they got old 'Elizabeth I teeth' out front to impress him into buying some blueberries and a watermelon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:35, Reply)

"OH GOD THE BOATING SHOE ALARM HAS GONE OFF
"WHEEL OUT DORIS WOOD-TOOTH AND STOCK UP THE POMEGRANITE JUICE"
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Is there a cheap wine offer on or something?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Haha
Doing a booze run for megalad stag!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Oh, so cheap lager then.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Nah, gin and pimms and whiskey and rum
We've got three barrels of ale to cove the beer part of the weekend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)

TRUE LAD

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Have they got you on trolleys again?
Poor Nakers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Cunts don't leave pounds in them anymore like in the good old days when it were all new fangled
In them days trolly boy was akin to the royal arse wiper so it was.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

If they have a Curry pot and pizza counter there, all is not lost

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Asda curries are quite nice
as are their pizzas
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

^ Northern

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)

( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Our local asda hires spastics, probably to meet some target of spastics employed by the corporation
Joey Deacon could have scanned shopping faster.
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Going to the Natural History Museum, in the next week or two.
I'm told it'll be a year since we started going out, soon. Since our first thing was the V&A, we're going to another museum.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)

The NHM is excellent.
Wouldn't bother queuing up for the dinosaur bit though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I've been a few times, it's always fun wandering around.
They seem to have forgotten about that time I got caught trying to ride the giant stag, so that's good.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I'll be too busy queuing up for a go on your mum's ragged anus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I think the esculator they have there
is probably the biggest one I have ever been on.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I had to double check this wasn't an AA post

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I clicked it, just to make sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Y'know I wasn't sure if it was worth visiting, but it looks as though it'd be worth it for the escalator alone!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Biggest he's ever been on, mate.
Seriously - it's that big.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)

You could go sking down the Angel escalator

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Certainly it's the most impressive thing there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Where's twosie?
Cos I'm on my way to Portsmouth!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:38, Reply)

No way!
What on earth for?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

He's checking up on my 'it stinks of shit' story.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

My house is far enough away from water that it's ok
That's why I don't leave the house for months on end.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)

To go to the IoW
For a stag do. Yey it's raining!!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Ah, the motherland
IoW is the land that time forgot. It's like someone stopped time back in the early 70's.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)

We should send monty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Oh, he'd thrive
And within minutes he'd become related to me somehow.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)

And then... incest!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Plus there are those dinosaurs at Blackgang Chine
quite possibly the least impressive 'attraction' in the entire world.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)

And there's even less of it now than when I was a kid
In fact, you can go to the other side, and look down on the bits of wild west town that fell off the cliff.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)

That doesn't sound depressing AT ALL.
All they need is a colliery brass band playing et voila - the new Beachy Head is born.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Oh, it's terrible, I can't deny
Nor can I help being 100% caulkhead. I was born on the mainland, but if you cut me, I bleed coloured sand.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I can never trace my family tree
In case my great great great grandparents were brother and sister
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Hey Twoser, I was talking to a guy last night who is the guy I picture when I think of you.
He only had one hat on though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)

He sounds like a sober and handsome fellow
I like him already
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)

He's an exceptionally talented musician.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Have the needles dissolved into the sea yet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Don't think so
I went there about 3 years ago, and they seemed fine. Well, I say fine....
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Oh, and the 'Mouth of Hell'
That always smelled of piss.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)

When the tide's out, the whole of Pompey stinks of shit.

True story.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Well...if...it's not...
*sigh* It's not a good smell
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)

So same as when the tides in then?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Off down the docks to make some money again?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I thought Darth had the Russian Sailor market cornered?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)

It's really not your day today, is it?

( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)

After Liverpool, it will probs seem like heaven

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I've just woken up, I'm feeling groggy.
Good old groggy. FFS tennis that's swank. The Stones at Glastonbury I think will be a letdown.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Sad times. No cosplay at Glasto :(

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)

hahaha v good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Someone in the office is playing Dubstar
It's not helping.
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I'm not so manic now.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Stars.
Their PC is now in the corridor
( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Pub innit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I've only gone and done a new thread, haven't I

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)