What you want is Neutradol, not perfumed air.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Fucking air freasheners do my head in
the wife's latest one is one of the bastard airwick buggers, on the same shelf I put my key each night I get in go to put my keys down and get a motion detected face full of mountain flower bloom or some such.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I can honestly say that the undiluted smell of human faeces is infinitely preferable to me
than the smell of human faeces mixed with some hideous 'mountain meadow freshness' bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)

It's the IED of air fresheners, you come in forget about the motion detecter and WHOOOSH
*coff coff, choke choke, stinging eye's* every fucking day I forget about the bastard
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Why don't you insist that Mrs Bouquet gets rid of the vile, common things?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:05, Reply)

click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)