His FB status this morning
'Eurgh. She was GINGER. And northern. And fat. I think she might have turned me gay. Never again'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I shall never add him on fb
He might see you on my friends list and - well. Most people aren't as open minded as I am, you know??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:20, Reply)

I don't have a Facepage
Is it not supposed to be like a Nigella Lawson TV party where you have a token black, Chinese, Gay and Mong friend?

If so it could be easily explained why you have him on Facepage
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)

He is my token circus freak, ai

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:26, Reply)

You have Dozer on Facepage?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Urgh Jesus no
Battered is my bit for charidee
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:32, Reply)

'Now where's my company hat?
It looks really sunny out and I don't want to get dazzled on my day off.'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)