I'm stating to get nervous about my gig WP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:22, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If stating makes you nervous STOP IT

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

One I've stated, I cannae stope, Dave.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Best thing to do is get properly smashed before starting the set
fuck it up throughout before pissing on to the decks and spewing all over yourself...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I used to have a club night in Soho
and loads of people came up from various places to see me, as it was my birthday. I spent the day gettting wankered and at the end of my set just wandered off and got into a cab and went home to bed without so much as saying hello to anyone. I had no fucking idea what was going on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)

WHAT a story!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

CSB

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)

tl:dr I got hammered

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Nah, you'll smash it, just remember, just don't do anything dozer would do.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Got it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)