OK getting annoyed now
This gig I am doing this evening is now me on my own all fucking night. It also means I have to get a heap more records out when I get home. The silly cunt whose night it is has suddenly decided on two rooms.

Lucky I have some long records or I'd have get a piss bucket and an e-cigarette.

When did you last get annoyed now and why?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:56, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You're playing two rooms at once?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:03, Reply)

That's right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Not really, some other prick was playing. He still is, but we've got a room each.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Pma brother

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Eff that yo. I need a heap of drugs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Thank The Lord for false confidence!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)

It's more to stay awake and not be bored tbh
It's a fucking tedious job really
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Still waiting for my VIP pass.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Come down, bruv. Se'sly. Come down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Without my access all areas pass, I'll have to pay 500 pounds for a table, or some shit.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Make sure it's oak at least

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:13, Reply)

No you won't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Very irritating prick?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Violently imbibing penises?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:10, Reply)

Either imbibe violently or don't fucking bother, I always say.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Does anyone want to talk about Eddie Kidd?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:18, Reply)

It's great to see that calling someone a spastic can still be headline news in 2013.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I seem to have missed this. Please explain.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Eddie Kidd's ex missus is in court for beating him up.
He's been in a wheelchair for years - and she called him a 'complete spastic'. She should get an OBE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:26, Reply)

I'd upgrade that to a dame hood. Excellent work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:30, Reply)

*writes to the sun*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:26, Reply)

writes to stares at
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:27, Reply)

That's a pisser. Apologies again for cancelling my attendance.
I am worn out. Had micro from 7-4 today, soft play, park, swimming. Now squeezing a pint before srs BNZ this later this evening.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Good luck

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Thanks. It's all been rather civil this week.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Renegotiating the mining rites eh?
Good for you, don't let those "corporations" in their gilded "castles" squash the little guy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Shut up Nakers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Oh no this is what you use to do you quintin : f

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:27, Reply)

huh?

( Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Bakers thinks Battered used to say 'shut up Nakers' to Quint.
Oh Bakers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:29, Reply)

In other news I am contemplating have a barbecue at mine on Sunday. Fancy it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Excellent. I'll text you details tomorrow. Bring your daughter (to the slaughter).

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:36, Reply)

excellent indeed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:38, Reply)

I'll bring mine, she younger but she's pretty smart!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:40, Reply)

Yes!
Paddling pool time!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:34, Reply)

You're a bit old for that aren't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:38, Reply)

You are never allowed to say this phrase

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Oh yeah is that right is it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Just repeat shut up to every post
Or was that someone else to someone else?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:30, Reply)

Shut up Bakers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:30, Reply)

I hate your sig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Soz Bakeypoos

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Oh god, at some point over the two weeks month the tool I use for reporting time keeping has completely changed and I can't say "HALP. I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THIS." 'cus then they'll know I update it every friday night and forgot last friday.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Blame Nakers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Work.
Being cunts. They want me to go 'up north' for a meeting. This would means staying in the north. It sounds horrific and it has annoyed me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 18:00, Reply)

'Records'
How quaint!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 18:39, Reply)