I know a fella right, swear down this is the true story as I know it.
He was diving off his boat, then when he came up to surface, the boat was gone, couldn't find it. Swam 3 miles back to shore in his scuba gear, went up to one of the other fisherman and was like "That [name] fucking ran off with my boat !". So they went searching for the boat in another boat, and when they got there, the dog (a big doberman) was going mental and [name] wasn't to be found.

I can't remember if they found [name]'s body, but he was presumed dead. [name] though was in with the maffia, and they blew up the guy's car, stabbed him, ran him off the island.

True story this one, swear down, I think Monty might be able to back me up on this one if Bank Robber Phil told him about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)