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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He was 83.
Whilst his family were pleased he was no longer suffering, they were left distressed at the sight of the undertaker trying to put the body in the coffin.
( , Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Goes to a public order incident in Brixton. Manages to calm the situation down but when he gets back to the car there's a massive black bloke dancing on the roof of the motor. He calls the station, 'sarge, there's a huge coon dancing on the roof of the car'.
'No no, you're in the force now son, we don't talk like that: use the phonetic alphabet'
'sorry sarge...errrr.....zulu...tango...sierra?'
( , Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:27, Reply)
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