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I had no idea there were so many full length kung fu classics on youtube.What do you have no idea about?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:05,
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latest was 12 years ago)
particle physics, and speed walking.
everything else i reckon i've got down.
lolololwakkilolololol /sigh
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:07,
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+sYOU KNOW, 'DOWNS' AHAAHAHAHAH
shut up Monty
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:09,
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i saw a downs kid fall over on sunday, it didn't seem to notice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:09,
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Sadly I wasn't able to find the clip on Noakes crying after Shep diedBut I thought you might like this instead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbcvgVP7Vuk
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:15,
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Oh God remember the one they did about Rubik cubes?Brown Sauce levels of shitness.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:16,
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what on earth were they thinking?Other than wanning to be winners, obv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:19,
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I think they wanted to win an award.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:20,
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I'd make them 'smell the cheese', given half a chance(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:23,
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Nothing is on fire yet.I'll keep you posted.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:07,
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How AC circuits work.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:10,
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you know, i don't know that one either.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:10,
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It's quite simple.Your computer or phone just remembers stuff you've typed before.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:11,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2012233
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:12,
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men have willies, and if they like the look of your outside bits, they will do everything they can to manipulate your inside bits to let you put their willy bit in your lady bit. and then take it out again, and then put it in again, and then take it out again, then put it in again.
everything else is the same as women, except women get the blob.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:12,
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Basically, the hokey cokey but with spunk(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:13,
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The man who wrote the honkey cokey died the other day after a long illness.He was 83.
Whilst his family were pleased he was no longer suffering, they were left distressed at the sight of the undertaker trying to put the body in the coffin.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:16,
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did you hear Stunned's police joke? (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:22,
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New boy copper on his first dayGoes to a public order incident in Brixton. Manages to calm the situation down but when he gets back to the car there's a massive black bloke dancing on the roof of the motor. He calls the station, 'sarge, there's a huge coon dancing on the roof of the car'.
'No no, you're in the force now son, we don't talk like that: use the phonetic alphabet'
'sorry sarge...errrr.....zulu...tango...sierra?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:27,
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i like this,(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:32,
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Maths beyond Standard Grade level.'Football'
Men.
Women.
Cars.
Fashion.
How to land a kickflip.
Mixing DnB.
But it's alright, 10 minutes on wikipedia in work hours and I'll be an internet expert.
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OMGThere is a FIRE on a NORTH SEA OIL RIG.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:20,
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I remember that well.I know several people who lost family members on Piper Alpha.
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They should treat the survivors to a nice weekend in CHARD.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:23,
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I named a cat after that incident. Trufax. My next pet will probably be called 'factory collapse in Asia'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:25,
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well since poor old Bopal got run over you've been quite lonely eh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:28,
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I like the idea of a dog called Rothbury. Short hair. Orange collar. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:29,
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I had no idea Nigel Farage would be in my bar again.So I'm hiding in the office.
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wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:42,
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he is definitely a fucking cunt.hello lusto.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:43,
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plucking up the courage to get me his autograph, yeah?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:46,
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He is probaby there to book a table for the next 'club night'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:48,
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Hahaha.I have a feeling a club night like last Friday won't be allowed again.
When the bartenders are more messy than the customers it's not a good sign.
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wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:49,
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Yeah alright, hoping to get out of here before midnight tonight. I can't really be bothered this evening.
How are you??
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wanderlust, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:58,
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When you are working late and you're thinking.... I wanna get off early.Do you suddenly remember what you've got to go home to and then offer to stay behind to do the cleaning?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:03,
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she was cleaning up for four months once(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:04,
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Alright. bad throat, but nothing some alcohol won't solve.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:07,
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Auditions for the ELP cover band are going well.www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358907/Headteacher-ran-schools-electric-organ-car-suffering-meltdown-pupils-assembly.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:53,
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Those kids are going to be talking about that for years.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:57,
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Like at my school when Andrew Richardson got caught doing a shit on the stagewhen the headmaster was showing prospective new parents the set for the latest school production.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:59,
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What was the new production going to be?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:02,
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I want to have a poo at Paul's house-** not Gonz.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:07,
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The Curious Incident of the Log in the Night-time(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:08,
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The song StarShit wish they'd recorded(assuming they did record 'nothing's gonna stop us now).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:31,
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they sure didIt's a fookin disgrace.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:32,
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This place needs more Scarpe. RIP. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:06,
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was he the alkie or the racist?or the alkie racist?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:07,
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Explain yourself.Long time lurker, or sockpuppet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:24,
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SockpuppetThe re-incarnation of a flouncer under an assumed name I'm guessing?
Nope. Long time lurker
Hi
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We'll see how long you've been lurking.FOB.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:30,
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About 6 monthsMostly just for /links and the image challenges, a bit of QOTW to enjoy internet politics.. I just wasn't sure where to introduce myself
Not sure what you mean by FOB. The acronyms escape me and the search function is no help. Whilst we're at it, what's GC?
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Evening allI have no idea about lighting circuits or why DJs are considered 'talented'
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For fuck's sake Placid, there are plenty of talented DJs across many genres.It's just not a style of performing which you're familiar with. I find singer songwriter acoustic guitar stuff utterly shit but it doesn't mean that I tar all of its exponents as talentless.
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Quite.This Placid fellow really hasn't got much of a clue, has he? If there's no talent or skill to DJing, then how come some DJs are demonstrably technically better at the following things than other DJs?
Beatmixing
Scratching
Harmonic mixing
Scratching
Set building
Track selection
Controlling a dancefloor
Timing.
Eh? Eh?
Then there are people like Richie Hawtin who are approaching autistic levels of expertise.
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I can understand why he thinks the way he doesbut someone like Qbert is a virtuoso musician and a far more innovative composer than a great many 'proper' musicians. And speaking as someone who can play 'proper' instruments as well as DJ, it's a lot harder to do 'high end' DJing. It's like being able to play guitar left and right-handed at the same time and you have to be a great deal more light of touch. You can get away with breaking a string but not knocking your needle off eh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:45,
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Kid Koala is fantastic as well.See, I differentiate between yer turntablists and your club DJs. You do get people like DJ Hype that do loads of scratching, but DJing in a club is very different to being a 'musical' DJ. DJing in a club is about mixing tunes, working a crowd and properly delivering your own personality/ taste at the same time. If Weatherall, Avery or Smagghe is playing, you just know it's them, nobody else sounds like them.
I've seen plenty of shit DJs who might be flawless at mixing but can't hold the attention of a dancefloor and play utterly predictable tunes. That really fucks me off, if I wanted to hear stuff that I knew played in a familiar order I'd stay at home and do it myself.
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They're the equivalent of someone like Yngwie Malmsteen etcWell done mate, technically perfect but complete shit I've no interest in hearing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:55,
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Exactly.Or cunts like Judge Jules who waste their technical skills on mixing fucking cheesy pop records. Se'sly, that boy could mix superbly but played absolute shit.
Waste of talent, right there.
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and a total fucking penis, to boot(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 23:00,
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That too.But seeing as how DJs don't actually get on the mic I don't give a shit.
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Actually I disagree re Kid Koala, he's a waki smartarse.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:56,
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I know what you mean, but Drunk Trumpet and Moon River are fucking ace.Especially that needle drops solo in Moon River.
HE'S A MUSICAL THIEF!!!!!!!!!!
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Some of the early jungle djs could barely mix. Randall used to clang all the time but his selection was great so it was allowed. Well that and everyone had taken too many chinswingers to notice.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 23:17,
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Some can count to 4 better than others.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:47,
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'fancy going to the cinema?''I don't know, who's the projectionist?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:48,
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Wanna buy a lorry?It fell off the back of a ferry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:49,
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This is where trying to mix DnB drives me mental. It's not got a 4/4 beat and it's amateurish as hell to just drop mix it.*****IN BEFORE THE MUSIC BORES*****
Yes, I know what 4/4 usually means, and that a lot of DnB is in 4/4/ time, but in electronic/ club music, it means a constant kick drum. You know, the BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM of house or techno. The BUM TITS BUM BUM TITS of a breakbeat isn't 4/4.
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well yes it is, it's still four beats to the bar, it's not a fucking 3/4 waltz is it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:58,
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Yeah, four beats in the bar but not 'four on the floor'.That was my point.
4/4 in club stuff specifically refers to the kick drum pattern in house & techno rather than beats in the bar.
I don't make the rules, eh?
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4/4 is a musical time signature, in club music, bongo yurtprick noseflute music and sadcore.You don't make the rules and nor do housebag techbreak DJs. Not having this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 23:05,
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as was Richard Anthony Crispian Francis Prew Hope-Weston(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:34,
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That cunt can't mix for toffee.Great taste though and he's a lovely bloke.
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yeah Tommy Vance wasn't exactly 'nice on the cut', PD.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:53,
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The voice of the Top 40 in the early 80s.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:54,
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That show was no 'Steve Wright in the Afternoon'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:56,
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He ruined every film every video I every rented.The cunt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 22:58,
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I have literally no idea.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 23:59,
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