I'm so tired I feel drunk
1. Have sex with every single woman rating 7 or above who ever offered
2. Probably still this fucking tired
3. I'm not going to dignify that with a response, other than this one; OBVIOUSLY DURAN DURAN
4. Southern Indian

No YOU get fucked
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 9:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

7 3
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)

You saw through my cunning code

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)

For about 8 years I fucked anything with a pulse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I have turned down some genuinely stunning women in my time
in an attempt to retain the interest of just one of their number. If this proves futile I shall be PISSED
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I spit when I talk
I fuck anything that walk
/Eminem
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)