It's a lovely sunny day, likely to stay that way too!
There's loads of events on and we have the weather to actually enjoy them. So, gentle* B3TANs, what are your plans? Will you be dancing round a maypole? Watching dog displays? Having your car vandalised by pikeys?
Fill us all in.
Alt: Best way to stop your nads (shaven to a glisten) sticking to your thigh?

*Meant in the maggoty sense, clearly
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 9:26, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Off to booze at Stunned's later
Although now I'm wishing I'd known about this sooner: www.thechapolympiad.com/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Luckily this doesn't work on mt iPad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Regretful because you could bomb that place and make the UK 15% less twatty pretty much instantly?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Excellent, What.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Why would anyone want to know the current condition of your ballbag? :(

( Kroney, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

tbh I think of little else

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

fuckin West End urgh
My sister got my kid a ninja suit too. Albeit a less historically accurate one. So I've gone into town to replace it. Got a box set of hannah barbera dvds. For me to watch. So thoughtful! I do so love Hong Kong Phooey
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Oddly I insisted on playing the Hong Kong Phooey theme tune
To the Doris just yesterday. God bless YouTube.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)

disappointed in the lack of captain caveman dvds in hmv

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I'm not sure Captain Caveman dvd's exist anywhere
The closest I found was VHS on Amazon :(
(Mustard Tiger use by, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:39, Reply)

My garden sofas have been nicked :(

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

This is like a news story at the end of The Two Ronnies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

And he reckons Lewisham is rough!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I wasn't even in the area.
Loads of people can back me up
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I did wonder how you'd have got them on the overground.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I wonder who'd nick a set of child sized garden furniture.

( Kroney, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Heading on the beach
to invariably come home and cover my house in sand, also swimming.
alt: coat your thighs in teflon
(Mustard Tiger use by, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:36, Reply)

alright Mustard

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 18:13, Reply)

Obligatory drunk cricket response from Mr TD
Why Finn? Bresnan would have finished the job today, and maybe brought us on further yesterday.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 19:51, Reply)