Laptop in garden mate.
Beat of both.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 11:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I have done my 'Man chores' for the day
I've installed and wired in a security light, dug up and removed a small tree stump in preparation for gravelling an area of garden, cut out a shitload of ivy and removed 80% of an ingrown/overgrown blackthorn in a hedge.
I shall now go out to play guitar, sing and drink heavily.
There will be a barbecue later which will include steak, chicken and marinated pork loin.
I will not, under any circumstances be watching/listening to/be any way involved in cricket.
Cricket is gay.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 12:41, Reply)