Alright smudge.
I don't have children so this sort of thing only comes up when communicating with Americans. Trying to explain to the young lady what facetious meant was a fair struggle. But then, she actually used the word YOLO in a sentence so I think she's a no-hoper.

Morning class, I'm off to the big smoke tomorrow, lady pig won't tell me what she has planned as a surprise for my birthday, so I can't invite you for drinks, but be prepared for possible last minute lol bash.

Also, anyone seen Theo? I'm sure he's supposed to be in England around now
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

RIP THEO 4EVAINMIHART
You stay safe in that big city, poor wee Theo got stabbed by some ASBO kids and was never heard from again
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Kids can get ASBO's now?
What is happening to our fair London Town?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I had to throw some junkies out of my flat on Saturday
Got home after an evening out to find them on my sofa smokin' da reefer. Harrowing.
( Kroney, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I didn't know you lived that far north.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:12, Reply)

It's the furthest North I've ever lived.
They do speak funny here, you know
( Kroney, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I can't decide if you got ,y Harrow joke, or you really live in a different bit of north London.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

It's possible they have already infected you with junkie AIDS
Probably best if you burn the sofa
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Theo was due here end of June I thought.
RIP Theosophist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I miss him

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)