i was joking!
yes, i love squash, but haven't played for years. finally i have a friend who likes it too, so we're joining a club. i did my research on racquet weight, head size etc, don't you worry.

also, dude. the speed we're going to be playing it at? not so dangerous!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I know more people with broken noses from squash than hockey.
100% of trufax.

Does it worry you that I genuinely thought you were serious about the colour thing?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)

no
because i did actually look to see if there was a colour option

if i got my nose squashed by a squash racquet, would i get a free nose job? i fucking hate my nose
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:16, Reply)

it's not usually the racquet
it's the court walls.

erm, dunno. If I had possessed breasts and a vagina all my facial resonctructive stuff would have been done NHS no question, so maybe. Fucking two-tier system innit?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:18, Reply)

that would assume running into the walls at high speed
i'm thinking more of standing on the T and expertly flicking the ball into the corner without breaking a sweat. we'll see.

tits and no-tits?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)

two-tit system.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:23, Reply)