I was wedgied so hard on a stag do once
that my (bloody Boss, as well) undercrackers tore right through at the crotch and ended up like a crop top.

In fairness I did enter into a bet about whether two of my mates could lift me to head height using my boxers alone.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

why were you wearing your boss' pants?
and why.... why would you bet such a thing?

sometimes i think i shall never understand boys.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I didn't, as such
They suggested it, everyone was very drunk and I missed the key detail that my undergarments were involved. I thought they were just showing off about lifting things up.

And Hugo Boss, darling, obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:46, Reply)

i wish there were pics of this
the lifting, not the hugo boss pants, just to be clear
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:52, Reply)

The pants were left on the wingmirror of a convenient Porsche.
because, well, you might as well. Fuck only knows what the owner thought had happened.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)