I've bought Mrs V a UV and a CPS filter for her camera for when we go on holiday to that Merka in August, but I'm not going to tell her until we get out to Monument Valley.
Wednesday: I'm on anti-biotics, so I'm going to go home and do some garden chores, while drinking orange bleedin juice. Still, it's the final of The Apprentice, so I can always watch that and perhaps kill myself.

Altalt: chicken - fish is generally stinky and horrid and there's no such thing anyway.

EDIT: BREAKING NEWS: Mrs V was nearly run down by Jon Snow this morning when he jumped a red light on his stupid bicycle!

I'm not sure how to feel about this. On the one hand, cyclists are all bastards, and he's no exception. On the other hand, it's Jon Snow.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

"You know nothing" Jon Snow, or News Jon Snow?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)

News Jon Snow.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Bastard.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

True. But a bastard that wears impressively awful ties and went head-to-head with Alistair Campbell in an unscripted interview over WMD.
I'm really at sixes and sevens here about whether to faint with excitement or hate him with prejudice.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)

This was more aimed at him nearly hitting your wife, really.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Well this is it.
On the one hand, it's my wife, you bastard.

On the other hand - you're Jon Snow.

I think I'll have to take a wank on this one.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)