And inside the parcel was his wife's pretty head.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:33, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

pretty



( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)

wife
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:57, Reply)

's
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)

i'm saying he has no wife

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Technically I do. For now. Unfortunately.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:07, Reply)

And all the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Couldn't mend the bent spastic.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)

alright dozer?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Perfec Phudders, ta.
Yourself?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:04, Reply)

aye, it's a sair ficht right enough, ken fit like eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Michty aye, min.

I have our old school reunion shortly. Tour of the school, pint in Ma Cameron's then dinner at The Caledonian Hotel.

Looking forward to it.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:09, Reply)

I used to go drinking in Ma's when I was 16.
Also used to go the Mud Club at the Palace.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Ha!

I once skived school to attend the Radio One Roadshow at the Palace. I also managed to get a boxer's fracture of the fifth metacarpal at the same venue when some pleb decided to pogo on my toe and I indulged in some physical stuff. I would have discussed things but it was a Rezillos gig.
Nobody could hear anything for a week.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:19, Reply)

and used to go and see Twitch & Brainstorm at Triple Kirks when I was 17/18
Aberdeen's good for techno. I saw Goldie at that gaff on Belmont Street that used to be Rosie's, aff ma heid oan eckies like, it was too fuckin mad, ken?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:21, Reply)

CSB

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:23, Reply)

I was in Triple Kirks last night. Too old for that crap now.

I have fond memories of Strawberry Field acid, Jimi Hendrix on Phillips cassette recorders and summer days at Cults.

I is very old, it seems.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)