I am going to a "family festival" with a load of cover bands.
In Reading.

Alt: He's married to a German! FFS. What next? Dogs having sex with cats? Sheep humping pigs (who hasn't done that eh, lads)?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:02, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I saw some weird advert last night about a cat being a dog
Fuck knows what they were advertising
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

O2. Bender of an advert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/festival-with-kids-to-be-worst-experience-imaginable-2012062732111
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

That's spot on.
Last year at the same event some trendy parents had left/put their baby in a wheel barrow and covered it up. I sat in the wheelbarrow much to the baby's dissatisfaction.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Was the baby buried or cremated afterwards?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

It was OK luckily.
Not a great idea having kids around that many drunk people.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:18, Reply)