My TV is B&O.
Ok yeah it's ten years old, but it's fucking stylish and I feel like a human when I watch it. How's your wipe?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My TV is I have chronic
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( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)

My body smells like flowers, a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Yeah, the Rafflesia Arnoldii

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)

This is a very good joke, by the way.

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)

is it also charming and witty?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Well 'charming' is pushing it a little far I fear.

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

as is witty
but hey, it's not rape if you push
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Ha, obscure.
Points if you didn't have to google it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)

*checks in vain for points*

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world. of my flaming fabulousness
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Indeed.
here
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

FUCK my face is wonky

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I'd forgotten how truly ugly you are.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)

So had I.
How's it going?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Getting divorced. Much happier than I was. Get to spend plenty of time with my daughter. Enjoying my new place.
7/10.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

If things are better, that's great.
I don't envy you baring your life on here, that's why I vanished, shit came up and I knew I'd be an easy target at a vulnerable time. Kudos for you for pushing through it, I wish I had that motivation.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Just got to get on with it. Do what I can in the best interests of micro, both short and long term.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

this is where deleting your account and killing yourself really would be for the best

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

my wipe??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Well yeah, why not.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)

OH, is it SWIPE?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)

those new glasses of yours want testing, my fine feathered friend

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Ha, have you seen them?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)

no, just your post referencing them earlier!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Ahh balls wrong subthread.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020148
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

HAWT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Right back at ya cheeksweets.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)