Well it hasn't worked for him for the last ten years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

He's obviously not doing it hard enough.
Cultivating a poorly-concealed semi before going to speak to women may enhance the effect.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)

I think he does 'it' hard enough too much. Leading to a lack of testosterone.
So this leads to a lack of obvious interest. Combine this with his opiate addiction and he'll still be single when he's 60' if all the terrible 'cooking' hasn't fucked his arteries before then.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:23, Reply)

One of my close friends has confided in me about his masturbation habits
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 19:29, Reply)