Salad can fuck off, it's true, but meat is nice.
Chocolate's boring. Deep-fried balls of salted fat rolled in sugar is where it's at.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 11:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

so, doughnuts then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)

If you want to be a fatty, yes.
People are only fat because they want to be. In these days of education for people in the west, the only reason people are fat is through laziness. Eating fruit and vegetables instead of McDonald's in order to lose weight is hardly rocket surgery.

Good on those who manage to make money out of telling people this, though - a fool and his money are soon parted - I know this from bitter experience.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

i think some people need a kick - i'm one of them
i run/exercise 3 times a week, but i want to learn a bit more about it, and to improve my fitness and appearance rather than maintaining it. having regular gym sessions with a personal trainer will make me do more exercise, less eating out.

eating healthily yourself is no problem. it's the social life - if you're out every night and it's all about booze and food, it's hard. the gym will be an excuse to cut down on that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Well, yes. The trick is not to go out every night drinking and eating shit.
Of course, this is easy for me, as I don't have any friends, as I am stupid, ignorant and ugly.

I don't see how having a personal trainer will make you do more exercise and less eating out - you've already made the decision to exercise and not eat out on that day.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 11:38, Reply)

because, apparently, if you pay several hundred pounds a month
to be told something that a contestant on Britain must be Stopped could probably have worked out for themselves, given enough colours of crayon - then you are more likely to do it.

In fairness, I know a lot of people who follow this kind of approach, and they aren't all complete idiots, so, meh. Although most of them don't use gyms with "We saw you coming" stencilled on the front door, so tend to pay about 10 times less.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

That's DR WeSawYouComing thank you very much.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Rofflcopter.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 11:50, Reply)