What's wrong with Ainsley Harriot :(
Agree with you about Thompson though
(Mustard Tiger use by, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:11, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

For one, he can't cook.
He also pronounces 'guacamole' to rhyme with whack-a-mole.

And 'sautee' to rhyme with 'salty'.

AND, 'Percy pepper and suzie salt'.

And finally, your honour, he is a big sweaty, shouty wog.

No further questions m'lud
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Granted
I've never seen him cook anything. I do eat a lot of his cous-cous and risotto though which is kind of nice. I cut out all the pictures of his cheery face from the packaging and stick them up on my wall
(Mustard Tiger use by, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)

well we all do *that*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I have mentioned previously how much of cunt he is IRL. He regularly pissed me off at Soho House.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:28, Reply)

because he's a big sweaty shouty wog?

(Mustard Tiger use by, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Let's just say that it didn't help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Who tired helping himself to my bottle of wine and accused me of lying and who groped my then gf's arse

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:35, Reply)

THE REAL STORY:
He turned you down when you offered him a nosh in the bogs
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I've meet him, he's a really really nice bloke, took time out to speak to me when I saw Ready Stead Cook.
______BIG______ hands, if you know what I mean ,)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 12:41, Reply)