'You're chubby, ginger, getting on a bit and have appalling judgement when it comes to relationships. Oh, your driving is terrible as well'

That sort of thing?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

if i ever get sick
i wanna be in YOUR hospital

so i can vomit on you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

There's no way I can say something like 'now look here strawberryblondeflaps, if you were in MY department ithout having tubes stuck every hole in your body, plus a few new ones' without looking A Bit Chompy is there?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

unless your overalls are made of cheap plastic
you're probably ok on that score

but if i've got a few new holes, that's just MOAR places from which to vomit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:22, Reply)

You forgot 'massive foodwrong'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:18, Reply)