A man was in a long queue outside the butcher's.
After 4 hours he reached the front of the queue just as the butcher announced that there was no meat left.
He quietly complained about the shortages to his neighbour in the queue but the security guard heard him.
He said, "The state is going to let you off this time but I could have shot you for what you just said."
The man turned again to his neighbour and whispered, "Oh fuck. I think we are out of bullets."
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:19, Reply)