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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Saturdays after my paper round werespent on countryside adventures.
One day Willie Farrington slipped while climbing a tree and a broken branch went through his shorts and straight up his arse. I happened to be a first aider with St Johns so knew about compression to stop the blood flow. Unfortunately none of us were willing to sacrifice any clothing to blood and shit so we stemmed the bleeding with a big clump of grass..
Willie's mum's face when we carried him in like a hastily made, wounded Worzel Gummidge was a picture.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:15,
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