I'm exhausted

( Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hello exhausted a pleasure to meet you
How was it?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:12, Reply)

Yeah good. Ten hours driving in forty-eight.
I went swimming in the sea for about thirty seconds, visited Chysauster, Eden and Lands End plus got soaked to the skin in a torrential downpour on that coastal path.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Nice walk though, was the Teashop still there at the rear of the hotel?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)

I asked monty's kid what colour my hair was
:(((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Just accept it.

( Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)

I was at the cashpoint last night and this smartly dressed guy comes up to me
"excuse me madam, I work for nicky Clarke, you know, the hairdresser, and I just had to stop you and say..."

O YES! Spotted for a free hair modelling at nicky Clarke. Niiiiiice. I didn't have the stones to swish it around, but I smiled at him. And of course he went on.......

"that I've lost my bank card and have no way of getting home, can you lend me £20?"

Cunt!!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Well?
Did you lend him £20? I mean, he was clearly legit and would definitely have given you the money back!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)

These tramps are really upping their stories from 'have you got 20p for a cup of tea?' etc. aren't they?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)