I didn't chew a burger enough yesterday and got a small chunk caught in my throat
Not choking but unable to swallow for the half hour it took to get it out. I remedied the sore throat with a mighty dose of Dominican rum on the rocks. Now I have a sore throat and a sore head and everything can just fuck the fuck off.

I finally got around to watching Oldboy yesterday and it was well worth the wait. Witless spastics who can't cope with subtitles will be catered for with a Hollywood remake sometime soon*

*so says the witless spastic who can't chew food properly
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

it really is a troubling film isn't it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

i don't like the "tongue scene" :s

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I don't know how I managed to avoid spoilers for so long
It kept me guessing the whole way through
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

yeah me too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)