Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Charming.I hope you have a heart attack.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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unlikelyyou could hope that i run into the wall and break my nose, or get a ball in the eye, or a racquet up the arse, though?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:19,
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The other members at this gym likely to do that, are they?It really is true that nobody likes a ginger.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:21,
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ha, no, the gym doesn't have squash courtswe are joining a club, but having a couple of practice sessions at a local leisure centre first. so it's just my friend.
she loves me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:25,
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Oh so the racquet up the arse is a sexual thing? Fair enough.The other stuff seems like a pretty rough way to go about foreplay, though. Still, consenting adults etc.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:28,
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I got hit by a Squash ballIt left a welt and a bruise about the shape and size of a fried egg
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:30,
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