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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've got to head north :-(
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:29,
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For the fucking cricket!!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:29,
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Still got to work on Friday though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:32,
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You traveling all day tomoz?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:33,
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Probably travel tommorrow afternoon.
Got shit loads to get done tomorrow morning, so no day on the train boozing for me.
Dozer reckons he can't leave work early on Friday, so I'm not sure I'll have time to meet him.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:34,
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Result.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:36,
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Who works 'till half five on a Friday?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:37,
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Not me, boss.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:39,
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Have you ever worked beyond 5pm on any day?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:39,
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All the time.
My reputation is far more exciting than my life.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:40,
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Ed 101 wouldn't work beyond 5pm.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:41,
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Ape would put down his weapon!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:42,
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He'd stand there playing with it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:48,
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It would take him less than 20 seconds to comply.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:48,
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His directives.
Serve the Public Trust
Protect the innocent
Eat the soggy biscuit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:57,
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Hahaha. The worst of all the games.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:03,
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Alright, wee marn.
I could have done the stereos tonight, cunt client cancelled on me at the last minute.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:38,
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No prob. Next week yeah?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:44,
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Yes, mate.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:47,
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Hahaha.
Dozer is like the clap.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:37,
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You've had a dose.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:37,
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Close call!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:39,
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You've got Dozeritus.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:40,
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Nasty. Very nasty. A difficult condition to shift.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:45,
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I can imagine
What treatment do you recommend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:49,
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A good blow out
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:49,
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By 'blow out' you mean
'Make plans to meet Dozer, cancel plans to meet Dozer'.
That sort of blow out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:50,
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Not the penis sort, no.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:53,
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