they all just want to bone you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

\o
me first
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

no gingers no nullos

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

i'm neither
but you're alright ta. no more virginal internet sex for me, ever again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Are you referring to the thing that everyone keeps telling you to stop banging on about because it's really fucking dull?
Or was there another time I don't know about?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)

i have been out with more than one internet virgin, yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Well that's fair enough I guess
Isn't the whole internet blind date thing a bit of a last resort though? I would've thought meeting people down in 'the smoke' in real actual life would be quite easy.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)

i don't think it matters where you meet someone
but the internet has a higher proportion of sweaty virgins than anywhere else. hence, never again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)