I am rapidly becoming the bad guy in our flat,
due to my mounting impatience at "bloo bloo i'm a victim" behaviour.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:34, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hells bells

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I know, Twoey, I know.

( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

People need to toughen up
The world is cruel...get used to it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

i hope you're not giving her cold, hard facts
girls don't like those
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I've given her two months of help and sympathy.
This is not my natural condition. I had to revert to type sometime.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)

it might do her good, you never know
even i listened in the end
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Sympathy doesn't fucking fix problems.
I tried. It didn't work.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)

sometimes it's all people want to hear
but that depends on the problem. newly dumped/sacked? give them sympathy. dumped/sacked 5 months ago and still not snogged anyone else/got a new job/still stalking their ex's new partner on twitter? tough talk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Punch her in the throat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Actually, this ^

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

It's the only language these people understand.
Well, that and Urdu.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I'd have to bend down to far. Getting old, bad back etc.
I could probably knee her in the throat, though?
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Yeah, if you gonna go with feet, knock her over, then slowly crush her windpipe under the heel of your boot while looking deep in to her eyes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Listen to WP here Kroners, he knows his shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Yeah, but I don't want to leave her dead in a pub bog somewhere.
I've got motive, the coppers will totally suspect me.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Just get the cleaners in the pub to contaminate the crime scene for you "by accident"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)

What I need, Windy, is a contractor.

( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)