Fuck is yngling?
I thwarted an effort at guerilla knitting yesterday, some fat girl in an ill fitting 50's style dress was trying to put knitting on my outside furniture. I politely asked her to stop.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thank goodness you were there to strike a blow for reason.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I may be leaving, but while I'm still in charge, that hipster bollix will not be tolerated.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)

fucking liberty
I mean...you don't go where she works and pour beer over her furniture! Or do you? Is that why she did it?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I think there's more to this story that this fellow is letting on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)

*whispers*
He NEVER tells the whole story, Monts! You watch him...he's a rob dog. And THAT's swearing.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

why are you being mean to me today? :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Oh Hi Windy!
How are you hun?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)

You know, I'm not coming to Portsmouth,
And I hope your wife turns in to bald monkey.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)

*whispers back*
I knew it!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I sweat beer, maybe she works at the gym.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Well you are extremely lickable.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Yngling is a type of boat.
3-person racing keelboat. If you really cared.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I think you're lygling

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I thought it was a kind of fishing, from New Zealand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

this is really quite good.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Not that these oaves will notice, Badgy B.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I noticed it Mince, I gave it a click but didn't have time for a 'Hhahahaha' as I was on my way for a poo

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)