You're a flaterrer you really are.
edit: except the river bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

^ this guy, ladies and gennlemen, gets it
Electrickery's gain is publicanism's loss :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)

My local is exactly as you described above, and 2 minutes from the train station.
If you come up again, we can sup a lager and dangle our feet in the murky river water and plait each other's hair with daisies and oh it will be so romantic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I will come dressed as a medieval squire.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Please don't.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)

But I've ordered the costume already.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Alright, just this once.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Just don't let him do the silly voice

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Look it's not my fault my parents brought me up speaking medieval.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Methinks he doth protest too much verily forsooth etc.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Aye, tis a truthhood (for the nonce mayhaps) LOL

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)