Every time in public I ask my wife to hand me a muslin to clean up babybadger
I worry that someone thinks I said Muslim, because I'm that cripplingly liberal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I love the idea that you're worried somebody might think
that you're asking your wife to provide you with an Imam with whom you will wipe your baby's arse.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I don't really.
I'm just trying to make you see that I still love you despite your terrible bigoted ways.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Although, I should probably point out
You might want to double-check what muslins are used for in advance of you actually ever spawning.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:53, Reply)

I got a bit confused with the whole gypsy versus traveller business, looking back.
I've got no experience whatsoever with, or any opinion on, gypsies. I was talking about the sort of travellers that camped on Dale Farm. My fault, got my wires crossed.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)

It's OK, man.
just hold me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I am a terrible bigot, though.
Make no mistake.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:57, Reply)

kiss me you fool

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Has this become a threesome, now?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:03, Reply)