Evenin'
I'll be going over to have dinner with my G/F and then listen to her swear at her smartphone (first phone she's had without a keypad).
I may well drink a very cold beer too.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'd like a cold beer :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:41, Reply)

you'll drink the warm beer and you'll enjoy it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:50, Reply)

I'd drink meths out of a tramp's shoe if the tramp paid for it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:55, Reply)

I bought some San Miguel (Yeah, I know it isn't Old fart xxx made with rat gizzard and wheelwright's scrotal sweat but it's fucking BEER OK!)
It was on offer so I got a dozen bottles. I may well put fresh lime slices in it too!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:55, Reply)

I like that beer.
That said:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2041925
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Edit
I am now reliably informed we are having a barbecue. This means there will be huge lumps of dead animals and minimal amounts of green items and roots etc.
This is a good thing.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:07, Reply)

are you deliberately trying to upset me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:11, Reply)

No!
Not deliberately. However, if it does, that's a serendipitous outcome :)
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:25, Reply)

you swine

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:16, Reply)