My good friend is a lawyer. This is great, because it gives me a lifetime of abuse to throw at him
and a free legal service should I ever require it.

I once had a sexy dream where the lady turned into a sort of caterpiller wriggly slimy thing. It quite put me off my stroke.

Altaltalt: Sainsbury's Povvo Special again, I expect.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

man, i love giving free legal advice to friends
ooh, you're a property lawyer? i've got this speeding ticket, right...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Funnily enough he is a property lawyer.
And I need property advice right now.

Which is nice.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)

lucky you
now go and kill someone and take him the body, he'll like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Good idea. Did you have anyone particular in mind, or are you suggesting I go for someone at random?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

no, i'll leave it to your discretion

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Hahaha
"discretion".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)